IMPERIAL NEWS: TRUMP ON ARCHIVE BREACH!

IMPERIAL NEWS: CORUSCANT Authorized For Official Release. Imperial Holonet CSJ55730 Today during a new conference, Secretary For Propaganda And All Things Trump Sean Spicer admitted that there had been a raid on an Imperial Archive but complained that CNN had been under-reporting other terrorist activities. This coming so soon after the Planet Bowling Green Incident…

Why America Has VD Day All Wrong

Soon, Valentines Day will be upon us once again and once again sales of lingerie, candy, jewelry and more will have cash registers singing the retail praise. According to Forbes, Valentines Day was worth 18.6 Billion dollars in 2013. (source: http://www.forbes.com/sites/abrambrown/2013/02/13/valetines-day-2013-the-18-6-billion-holiday-by-the-numbers-infographic/) It was even higher in 2014 and there are estimates that say this VD Day…

Worlds Deadliest Chemical Is In Your Home Right Now!

People, our world is filled with chemicals but there is one that is so insidious and so deadly that is deserves special warnings. It is one that has reached its effects into all aspects of our lives. That chemical is none other than Dihydrogen Monoxide or DHMO for short. This chemical is so dangerous that…

Terrorists Destroy Military Facility, Thousands Dead!

Coruscant Faux News: Imperial City. Today the government announced a major set back in operations in the War on Terror.  A small band of determined terrorists launched a major attack against the affectionately known “Death Star”. Also known in military circles as the “Small Military Urban Renewal Facility” or SMURF for short. Exploiting a previously…